I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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