so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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