thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
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dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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