You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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