I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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