Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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