Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I currently don't understand fingers.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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