Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
