low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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