I wanna bring you to show and tell
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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