This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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