I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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