I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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