Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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