If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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