Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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