We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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