At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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