Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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