Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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