I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
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Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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