Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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