we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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