turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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