alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
did i walk over a car last night?
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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