That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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