I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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