The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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