just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Everything about him screamed your future.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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