Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober