the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.