think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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