It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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