I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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