You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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