i don't like sucking hair
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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