Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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