Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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