you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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