Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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