i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
no you cant smoke seaweed
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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