Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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