are you so shy because you have an std?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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