Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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