I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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