i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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