Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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