I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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