You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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