The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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