Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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