He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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