My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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