She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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