Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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