Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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