using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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